Boulder and the Beautiful

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oxr/420076567.html

I was totally going to get it but it’s a left-handed air guitar, and I’m a righty. Bummer.

Is it a pocket? Is it a scarf?
I am not sure, but it is hideous.
http://boulder.craigslist.org/clo/574965739.html

This is just plain sick.
http://boulder.craigslist.org/clt/569889863.html
Available in Boulder, in case you want to scar a poor child for life.