I recently raved about the Web site www.sock-dreams.com. And I still adore this site and applaud most of its offerings.
But there are a few sock ideas that hurt my feet just looking at them.

crochet-anklets-5.jpg These look like wicked witch cast-offs. Crochet anklets, $5.

I bet these are amazingly comfortable, but they have a distinct Pink Grover feeling to them.
fuzzy-toe-socks-12.jpg Fuzzy toe socks, $12.

super-longs-40.jpg These are called Super Longs ($40), but they should be called Help My Leg Is Being Eaten By A Hungy Fabric Tube. They look messy and silly. And with my height, they would probably come up three feet above my head.

sharp-bite-3d-socks-8.jpg Shark bite socks, $8. OK, I admit these are funny. Once. Which is not enough to actually own them.

moo-toes-10.jpg Moo Toes, $10. Haven’t you always wanted your tootsies to look like the udders of a cow?